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I want some chocolate and I want a cigarette, and I can have neither. This sucks.

ObHeroes: She cut off her toe? That's one hell of a pedicure!

Also, my current favourite animal (from wtf_nature): The sloth. Say aaaawwwww....



Wouldn't it be wonderful to be a sloth? You get to hang around in trees all day, are slow, yet good-natured, have no natural enemies, and you can grow your own food in the form of algae on your back. If that isn't perfection, I don't know what is.